u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back
Two. When you are angry, do not respond.
Three. Do not decide when you’re sad. »Wisdom (via parlouz)
Minus a very small golden minority, the human population is grotesque. I can forgive laziness and even selfishness but ignorance and cowardice are two things I just cant stand. I can never decide whether the loss of friends has been entirely my fault over years, but i’m sick of punishing myself for things I am definitely not to blame for.